{
  "tag": "LANE-E-FETCH-20260726-1944ET",
  "NEEDLE": "E-FAKE-AUG-BREAK+NOTIFY-PROVE+PIPES-20260726",
  "cohort_kind": "FAKE_AUGUST_TEST_NOT_LIVE",
  "day1": "2026-08-03",
  "testers": [
    {
      "name": "Christopher",
      "role": "fake_student",
      "email": "christopher.fakeaug@invalid.test"
    },
    {
      "name": "Akia",
      "role": "fake_student",
      "email": "akia.fakeaug@invalid.test"
    },
    {
      "name": "Joyce's mother",
      "role": "fake_family",
      "email": "joyce.mother.fakeaug@invalid.test"
    }
  ],
  "commander_quote": "I'm running a FAKE August class, not a real one.",
  "breaks": [
    {
      "test": "bad_address",
      "to": "nobody-deliberate-bounce@invalid.invalid",
      "expected": "bounce / undeliverable",
      "action": "STAGE_ONLY_NO_SMTP",
      "result": "PROVED_STAGE",
      "note": "Would fail MX lookup \u00b7 cost=0 on fake cohort \u00b7 never fire live SMTP without GO"
    },
    {
      "test": "webhook_mid_flight_drop",
      "url": "https://hook.us2.make.com/lane-e-deliberate-dead-webhook-fakeaug-20260726",
      "http": 404,
      "ok": false,
      "err": {
        "raw": "Not found"
      },
      "result": "PROVED_FAIL",
      "note": "Comms failure found with zero human cost"
    },
    {
      "test": "duplicate_fire",
      "ingest1_http": 200,
      "ingest2_http": 200,
      "extract_id_1": "TSK-20260726-234435-68ad6f19",
      "extract_id_2": "TSK-20260726-234441-3ac0b815",
      "sheet_rows_matching_title": 2,
      "dedupe_behavior": "same_id_or_flag",
      "result": "PROVED",
      "note": "Duplicate cost found now on fake cohort, not night-before live"
    }
  ],
  "law": "Break tests STAGE/PROVE only \u2014 no student SMTP \u00b7 no Meet fire \u00b7 dry-run Gate-4 still WITHDRAWN for real hybrid"
}